Amy Neilson was a teacher for an online course and taught Natural Sciences, the dumbest subject on the face of earth. What the students didn’t know was that Amy had a reputation for killing people that got on her nerves.
There was this kid name Robert. He was the average idiot, with a 0.1 GPA. Amy Neilson hated Robert. Every test, he would just circle the same answer, over and over again. His highest test score was almost 10%.
Lets just put it this was. One day, Robert was having a blast at the park, and next, his dead body was stuffed into a trash can. The next day, when the website released a new lesson, there was blood all over Amy Neilson’s face.
Robert’s friends had to get revenge!
They met up at Robert’s grave site to discuss their plan. Pipy took out an AK-47. “I say we each get one of these babies and make cheddar cheese out of Neilson!” Pipy says. They all agree. At 6:00 PM (they wanted to wait until dark for more suspense) everyone was going to bring one of their guns and sneak into Amy Neilson’s house
Pipy opened the front door, which opened very creakily. Pipy motioned for the others to follow, and they all stealthy scampered into the house. It was dark, and real human heads lined the walls. Pipy covered his mouth, trying not to scream, when he saw Robert’s head on the wall. His face still had a look of pure terror.
Everyone froze when they heard this sound coming from a bedroom. It was snarling and some blood spurting on the walls. Pipy slowly crept forward, and peeked into the door. He almost screamed when he saw Amy Neilson hunched over a dead body, digging into the meat. Amy Neilson slowly turned around when she saw Pipy. “Hello there, child,” she croaked, her face covered in intestines and blood. Pipy stared down at the body, and realized that it was Robert! He picked up his gun, and pressed the trigger, aiming right at Amy Neilson’s head. He screamed a shrill scream as bullets streamed out of the nozzle of the gun, and rattled into Amy Neilson. Amy slumped to the floor, dead as a rat who was just poisoned.
Pipy walked back into the “living” room and sewed Robert’s head back onto his body. Robert came back to life, and they went on living.